Do you smell that? It’s the wondrous smell of local bowling alley. It’s also the smell of a load of bowling puns waiting to happen. If you don’t like these, please don’t bowlly me about it.
Now that you’re prepared to read these puns, I want to make sure you are prepared to share them. ‘Pin’ all of these on Pinterest by making a board called ‘Bowling Pins’, and you will pincite a lot of laughter.
1
Ah, the Super Bowl. It’s either a nostalgic but really lackluster small-town bowling alley, or a gigantic event watched by hundreds of millions of people.
2
While Muhammad Ali was a great boxer, I think his last name was really wasted in his sport.
3
In the spareit of transparency, I wasn’t sure if I wanted to publish this pun image.
4
It cost me an arm and a leg and a bum to make this original bowling joke.
5
I’m pretty sure I have at least one potty pun each post, sometimes multiple. Oh well, at least all of my toil(et) isn’t for nothing.
6
You’re lucky I didn’t charge for this bowling pun, but I tend to make these things free.
7
What happens when a fan of bowling falls down when witnessing a Turkey? Tryptophan.
8
All of the Punreal writers are going on strike because this bowling pun was so terrible, just kidding, we don’t have any employees.
9
Spare a chute? I though you said Sparakeet. Aaaaaaah.
Hopefully I knocked you over with these puns and did strike out. Unfortunately I’ve got to split, but if you have any bowling puns of your own I’ll be your pin pal. Find Punreal on Facebook and message me or comment on a post and I’ll get back to you.
