10 Real Estate Puns With the Best Curb Appeal. You'll Chuckle for 3 Days Straight.

The real estate business is such a large part of life, it is a surprise more puns aren't out there about it on the internet. Needless to say, there is room for more. As you're reading this, you probably can think of 5-10 people directly involved in the real estate business that you can tag on Facebook with these puns. Personally, I'm in the marketing department of a mortgage business full-time so you can less or more gage how much that contributed to my desire to publish this list. Whether you're a real estate agent wanted to be funny while showing people around, or you are buying a house and want some puns to use during the process, this is a fantastic source to find some 'really' funny real estate jokes to use.

I created all of these pun images myself using stock photos and my funny bones. Feel free to share the images, but don't forget to attribute them back to this post with a link. If you're a real estate agent, you might put a link to this post to set you apart, or post this on Facebook to drive some engagement to your page.


Hey House it Going
This is how I imagine houses greeting their homeys. Now that I'm done making these images, more puns are coming to my head so be prepared to read a ton of puns as the description of each image.


The rude house should mind its manors
A man or woman can understand this pun as a manor of speaking. How many more manor puns can I squeak out?


Reel estate is property you can fish on
This realtor pun should help realtors sell property with ponds and stuff, they can even call it reel estate without telling people the pun is their purpose and chuckle to themselves about it later.


The best real estate agent in Star Wars is Lando
How in the world do I manage to work a Star Wars pun into so many of these posts? I did it in the cheese puns post and in this one. Wow.


You can tell humans belong in houses because their name is home o sapiens
I may have just accidentally insulted the entire human race by using homosapiens as a pun.


Thanks a lot Real Estate Puns
Yeah, I realize this is a parking lot and not a real estate lot, but this is a sweet picture and I couldn't find a good one for just a real estate plot on the stock photo site I use.


This poor mansion is shunned
For the sake of the pun, pretend that house has a creepy mustache. That should help you visualize a mansion manshuned.


This is a complete con tract pun
You need to keep good track of your tracts of land, otherwise some very unnatractive things might happen.


Unreal Estate is imaginary property
If you're a realtor and a showing of a house falls through, you can steal this joke. You deserve the best real estate puns.


Proof in deed exists that I own this real estate
I always leave the most difficult puns for last, some would say the least funny. I needed my words to follow my deeds and sneak that real estate pun in there. Sorry.

Thanks for reading through all of those real estate puns. If you're like me, you probably got a kick out of them. Feel free to use them with your clients or if you are a client, with your real estate agent. If you realtors need to print off a copy and put it in your car while showing clients around, I totally understand. Just make sure to credit Punreal for the list as always.

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